Why
did the frogs cross the road?
To
get a croak-a-cola.
DayJJoke
DayJJoke, the daily joke!
Tuesday 22 January 2013
Monday 21 January 2013
DayJJoke #74
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and
says with caution: "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before".
So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices
and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to
him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion
meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This guy seems tougher
then he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by the tree top, a
monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can
benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in
return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened
and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So
they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what
happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and
shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another
lion an hour ago..."
Saturday 19 January 2013
DayJJoke #1
A teenage boy is getting
ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux,
but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
Wednesday 16 January 2013
DayJJoke #58
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It's some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
It's some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
Saturday 12 January 2013
Friday 11 January 2013
DayJJoke #31
(1) The Dalai Lama walks into an ice cream shop. He asks the server, "can you make me one with everything?"
(2) He hands the server a hundred dollar bill, which the server pockets.
Lama says "Hey, where's my change?"
Server says "Change comes from within."
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